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December 26th, 2003

by Noga Westerlund


Christians for a Day

Christmas is celebrated all over the world.  Those persistent missionaries really succeeded in spreading the word of Christ.  Of course Christmas is celebrated in various ways.  Every country, every household has its own traditions and practices. 

Somehow I think I was cheated, having grown accustomed to the commercial traditions of North America.  For some reason I miss the silly traditions Christmas brings with it.  I feel wholly underprivileged not having a Santa to visit in every mall, (though the practice has always seemed somewhat pedophilic), that there are no decorated trees in every store or gaudy, extravagant displays of nativity scenes in front yards and neon Rudolph statues on roofs.  I, however, do not miss the eggnog.   

Had I grown up in Finland, (where my bloodline generates and relatives still abide), things could have been so different.  During the sunless winters the spirits of the Gods of winter are rejoiced and the “Ghost Procession” is held, which is pretty much a parade, but with less flash and more natural components.  But more importantly is the attitude towards the fantastic.  The Finns are known as the witches of the north, their wizards are legendary and they take Santa Claus very seriously.  No Finnish child doubts the existence of Santa Claus.  The Santa tradition is etched into their skin and into their culture.  Anyone can point out where Santa’s mountain is, because since they were wee things their parents showed them the direction.  Just as they still believe in household elves, they continue the tradition of Claus.  But their Claus is more of an old man of winter living in Lapland with his reindeer and elves. 

Their version of Santa, which they consider the only true Santa, is said to live on Korvatunturi (Ear Fell) Mountain.  The fells are his ears and with them he can hear all the good and bad boys and girls.  He enjoys the colored, dancing lights of the aurora borealis, (he says the lights look like dragons); ice skates on a lake atop his mountain and occasionally breaks the time zone with his warping reindeer.  To me he sounds a lot more pleasant than the doped-up, overweight, Coca-Cola drinking Santa they try to sell us on in the States!

Well, being that I am neither here nor there, no longer in the States and Finland is yet a five-hour flight away, I have to make do with what we got here, (here being Israel).  Yes, this is the motherland for Christians, but Christmas here is celebrated in the churches in a very austere manner.  The Christians here are so devout, their celebrations have an all too serious nature.  My only affiliates, really, are the Christian Arabs and my circle of friends who become “Christians for a day” and join in on my festivities.  The Arab villages are moderately decorated and are far from the well-remembered extravagant displays.  But I think what I miss the most is the spirit of the holiday, which is highly lacking around here. 

In North America, despite the commercialism, people do make an effort to be charitable on the holiday.  It doesn’t matter that they do this because they were told that Christmas is a time of peace and harmony and this is the accepted behavior.  Their motives are irrelevant.  For a day even the worst grouch can find some kindness within.  Not many here would “lay down the sword”, not even for a day.  If people would just come out of themselves for a day and try to behave differently they might find the alternative experience pleasant. 

So perhaps I was screwed out of what could have been a more meaningful holiday, but the truth be known, Christmas, in all its shapes and forms always makes me happy!

“I am content to live it all again
And yet again, if it be life to pitch
Into the frog-spawn of a blind man’s ditch.”
(W.B.  Yeats/A Dialogue)


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