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...but the Tips are Great

September 22nd, 2003

by Angela Powell


Curtain Call

My first article with TAC was on March 14th, 2003, a day that shall live in infamy.  Now, six months later, it comes to a close as TAC says good-bye.  Twenty-two articles written about nothing more than waiting tables at a neighbourhood bar and grill kept my fingers on the keyboard and my mind working to entertain the few faithful readers of this column. 

When the TAC site was first created over a year ago, I was offered the chance at writing a guest column but turned it down for fear I wasn't good enough.  I've always written, but my audience was myself or maybe a few close friends.  Steven Kilpatrick and Donnacha Kelly used to encourage me give it a try just the same, and though I longed to give it a go, my "stage fright" always got the best of me.  I always thought what I found funny, or the way I wrote would only entertain me.  See, I make myself laugh all the damn time, but that doesn't mean anything in the really real world.

I still have the first e-mail David sent me when I inquired about writing for the site again.  I had so many doubts, and even begged him to read my first article and critique it, adding that he was to tell "a living soul" of it's existence until I was comfortable enough to have it published.  I felt like a child handing over a report card as I waited for his reply.  I seriously expected him to pass it back and make me re-write it all to make it "interesting".  Yet, he said it was ready (and I thought he was just being nice), and after several days, I gave him the go ahead to publish it. 

Those first few kind words I got and the way people told me it was funny and they liked my style… wow.  I never expected it and it was far more than encouraging, especially when David asked if I could write weekly and not just as a guest spot.  I started cranking out those articles like I held some creative writing Tommy-gun.  It's all I ever wanted to do my whole life, and it felt good to do it. 

So I owe a lot to this site and to its readers.  From my weekly ramblings about getting tips, I got the courage to start my novel (now on chapter 4, suckahs!), and co-create a new website.  TAC has also given me great reading material to pass the time when I have writer's block.  I can't tell you how much I looked forward to reading Jane's column which always made me laugh and made me feel like part of this secret sorority.  I am her biggest… fan… EVER!  Tom's comics… too entertaining to be free!  I still laugh when I think of those paint-shopped t-shirts.  The list could go on and on, but I should wrap this up since it's a farewell letter and not an "About Us" feature.  Plus, I'm sounding sappy and I growl at sappy.

Thank you, everyone, for reading my column and for all your encouragement.  My co-workers (Julia, Brian, Alicia, Josh, Rachel, Patricia, Sean, Lee, Doug and Tammy) should be thanked for their part in it all… always being weird enough to give me shit to write about, and never letting an article go unread or undiscussed.  This sounds like an Oscar speech so I'm done before I start dragging the "Academy" into this.  I'm writing this in my pajamas for Christ sake and it's not a Dolce y Cabana piece either (shhh… it's off the rack).  Good luck to all of you and be sure to visit www.jeffweaversmom.com if you miss my schtick.  If you don't miss it, screw you, hippies.

Love,
Angela


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