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The basics:
When Angela was born, the doctor remarked to her mother and father that they
had a piano player because of her long delicate fingers. Now, years
later and not one piano lesson, that comment remains useless.
Born and raised in Southern Wales, she was a happy child and for some
time an only child. She had an imaginary brother George who would get
lost and she'd go door to door to find him, but, alas, those days with
George ended when her mother and father bred like rabbits and had four more
children. As if the breeding wasn't enough, they kidnapped poor little
Angela at the impressionable age of 16 and whisked her away to the United
States. It was the a day known in Welsh history books as "Black
Tuesday".
She still resides in Northwest Ohio, shell shocked from the culture
change. Her now watered down Welsh accent constantly whining about
this and that and the other thing. She spends her time collecting
stray cats and will someday, fingers crossed, be the next eccentric
neighbour lady the children whisper about.
column:
...but the Tips are Great
email:
the_1_angela@hotmail.com
website:
http://www.theaskewcrapper.com
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