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by adamapple76


Yet again, I suck.

Almost everyone on the VA web board knows the debacle I got myself involved in. Why do I trust people with information about myself?

Well no matter. But I can hear your question dear reader/editor.

How does this relate to film?

It inspired me. This, I believe, may be the inspiration for possibly one of my best ideas so far. It has everything. Controversial topics, controversial characters and at the heart of it, insanity.

I mean think of it. A guy like myself. He fears he is being stalked on the net, and then...

Well, gotta give you some reason to go see it in the theater.

Needless to say, its gonna suck hard. However, I still think I can revise it into a decent idea. I once heard Steven Spielberg say that what he thought were his best ideas that got shot down usually once revised were better than the originals. Of course, I am paraphrasing.

How often do you guys have a concept, think it's the bee's knees, and then look at it in the light of day and wonder, "What the hell was I thinking?" I have that, alot. i wrote an entire script. Then I stuck it in a drawer. i found a few months later and looked at it as if I had just found shit on the botom of my shoe, it was so bad.

This is one of those times, but hopefully I will make something out of it. Maybe, if nothing else, it can be my class project.

I think the idea hasn't been done very well anyway. They almost never portray computers realistically. Maybe I can make something, a cross between Blair Witch and Fatal Attraction.

Wish me luck folks, it should interesting. Christ, taking a death threat and turning it into a movie, how low class.

Speaking of class, mine starts on Tuesday. I get to actually go to work at a TV station and everything. Should be interesting. See you all next week. Till then, enjoy your time on the Crapper.


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