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"The Adventures of Buddy Christ and Crew"
- who cares who sent the paper

And summer is upon us. Time for lemonade, baseball, or swimming. Or for teenage males like myself, sleeping, video games, and masturbation. And in my case, constant viewings of View Askew flicks. It was during one of said viewing of Dogma that I realized how over-looked Buddy Christ is as a potential character. Sure he's just a set-peice, but what would he be like as a character? So after a few suggestions from the Big Board, I shattered my summer work quota in about 2 days, and have thus produced one of my first scripts: "The Adventures of Buddy Christ and Crew: Episode One". Basically Jesus "Buddy" Christ and his friend, the lesser-known 13th black apostle Rufus live life like normal people. But being who they are gets them into some tricky situations with Buddy's new arch-enemy, famed comedian Sinbad. Buddy and Rufus are confronted; hilarity ensues. Enjoy! I would love to hear back from you guys! wasabi_666@hotmail.com or wasabi6662002 on AIM.

- who cares who sent the paper

PS And remember: If William Donohue or the Catholic League calls... Im our for the evening... *shifts eyes*

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