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Two movies this week.... 4 Dogs Playing Poker & Amelie

4 DOGS PLAYING POKER

Plot Outline: OK, so the movie starts out at this wedding in Buenos Aries, and this group of five thieves dressed as caterers and guests, lead by Tim Curry, steal this rare statue from the Argentinian millionaire. They put the statue on a boat headed for Los Angeles and then all fly back to the states. It starts off a little slow, a little cliché, but then a very creepy Forrest Whitaker (does he do anything else?) shows up, looking for the statue, and cranks the intensity off the scale. He also shoots Tim Curry in the leg.

Forrest is upset about not having his million dollar statue, and basically tells he group of thieves "If my statue is not on the boat, you all owe me one million dollars. If you can't pay me, I'll execute you. Oh...and don't leave town."

Incidentally, his muscle is played by a guy from Duran Duran and a guy from the Sex Pistols...

Tim Curry doesn't have much of a part, and he has even less parts after he tries to run and get's caught. The four remaining thieves, unsure that the statue is indeed on it's way to LA, come up with a plan to ensure at least three of them live through the week.

They each take out a million-dollar life insurance policy (one of the thieves happens to work at a life-insurance company, and 'back-dates' the false policies). Then they each draw a card which will decide their fate...one will be killed, one will be the killer, and no one knows who is who.

The Look And Feel: Shot well, very vivid, very frenetic in parts in an successful effort to heighten the tension. Some parts move a little slow and drag on a bit, but when there's action, the action is good.

In Between The Lines: This movie is obviously, on the surface, about trust and loyalty and friendship and one part love. Underneath I think it speaks in favor of foresight: think carefully about what kind of life you lead because eventually it will catch up with you.

Stand Out Performances:

Tim Curry: What can I say? he's Tim Curry. He stands out no matter what he does.

Balthazar Getty: Remember this kid from Lord of the Flies and Young Guns 2? He's both stagnated and come a long way...I know that's tough to swallow but you'll see what I mean. In a way he's that teen-star still trying to find his place in a grown-up movie, but I think that adds a little to his character, Julian. He's never quite sure of himself, and quite frankly, h fucks up big a couple times, costing himself a few million dollars in insurance money and half a million from Forrest Whitaker.

Forrest Whitaker: Does this guy always twitch this much? He look like a mean mother fucker the four minutes of screen time he has, but his introduction is a memorable one as Mr.. Ellington, the man who wants the statue

Steve Jones and John Taylor: They are inseparable in the movie and remain so here. They weren't around a whole lot, but they ahd a great natural chemistry. The characters they play, a couple tough guys working for Forrest, put off an air of having worked together for a long time, and the two of them carry it off well. Plus it's a kick to know everyone in the movie is scared of the bass player from Duran Duran...

Stand Out Scene: Both of these involve Tim Curry, who wasn't around nearly enough. He dies early, but it still feels like his movie. The first scene, which is gross, revolves around a black-market doctor removing the bullet that Forrest put in his leg.
The second scene is far worse: Imagine Tim Curry, hung by a chain in a meat locker, his feet have been chopped off with a chainsaw and he's been bled to death. Very gruesome...but cool if you're into that sort of thing.

Overall: The whole life-insurance scam set-up moves a little too fast to be believable, but if you ignore that, it's actually a decent movie. Definitely worth the rental price, if for nothing else than to see Tim Curry with no feet...


Amelie

Plot Summary: So this girl, Amelie, has a very restricted childhood. Her father is a doctor and won't hug her, won't have any contact with her outside the monthly physical he gives her. She is not allowed to go to public or even private school, and most of her childhood is spent isolated from other children. After her mother's bizarre death, she decides to save up some money and move out. She eventually grows up, gets a job at a coffee bar and her own apartment, idly going through life until one small even changes her life. She uncovers a tin box that had been hidden by a child that occupied that same apartment forty years before she got there, and she decides to hunt the man down and return his possessions to him. When she see's the joy she has caused, she starts trying to help everyone, and she changes everyone's life but her own. Along the way she falls in love, but has a hard time coming to terms with it, and at first is to frightened of rejection to approach the object of her affection. She instead plays games with poor guy, strings him along, until advice from an old friend shows her the error in her ways.

In Between The Lines: This movie was about living life. It's about helping others, but not forgetting to help yourself. Through a narrated sequence of random events in the movie, we are shown that even small things can have a huge impact on our lives, even if we don't recognize it for what it is. Amelie also tells us that not taking the risk is far worse that taking the risk and failing.

Stand Out Performances: I have to say that I think every actor in this picture did an outstanding job. Some of the most memorable parts are those of secondary or even..uh..third...ary...characters...riiiiight. Anyhow, there were far too many people to list without feeling I still left out half the movie. Besides, you wouldn't recognize any of the names anyway

Stand Out Scene: My favorites were the talking photograph (you'll see), the scene of Amelie's mother's death, and the mischief in Collignon's (the grocer's) apartment.

Overall: It seems like it runs a little long, but it's worth it. I was a little wary going in, as I;d heard it was a basically a French chick flick (is there ANYTHING worse?). but such is not the case. It is a story about love, but it's quirky enough and funny enough to be enjoyed by anyone smart enough to read the subtitles as they watch the movie and not get overwhelmed or lost.


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