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Show Me the Moneyshot

by merf


Who's got beaver fever? "We do, we do!" Everyone and their mom has it. So what better than a site where you can see a bunch of hairy beavers? These aren't porn perfect pussies either. These are your typical possibly next-door-neighbor pussies w/ the works. Razor burn, ingrown hair, some kind of itchy burning rash that uh, nevermind. Just think of a roast beef sandwich w/ extra mayo. Postyourbeaver.com is a site where mostly men take pictures of their wives/girlfriends lovely meat-curtains and have them posted for your, err, pleasure.

When you first open the page there is a cartoon drawing of a beaver munching on a branch. How appropriate. Its run by a German woman named Anna Marie. You can find pictures of her posted throughout the site. She aint scared. Click on the 'submitted photos' link and there you will find a good amount of pussy au natural. The couples get to pick their own name for their link. And w/ names like 'banana wife', hairy wife', and 'fisting couple is back' you can't really go wrong. Each group has at least 8 thumbnail pics. Underneath those there is a link where you can post on the beaver message board your thoughts on the pics. By the way, there are no registered members on the board or chat. They also have a section for the ladies where men send in pics of their cocks. Beaver, cocks? What's the real message here?? Anyways, the pics are hilarious. Its mostly of men with their computer on w/ a page open to a wide spread where they have an 'insert cock here' approach. Okay so its guys w/ their dicks pressed against the screen.

Remember those 'rate my blank' websites where people post a pic and people, well, rate them? You can find one of those on this site as well. Both men and women post pics and people rate and comment on them. There's about 20-something pages of the women and 2 pics of the men. And it weird because they'll be some haggish women all spread open and the comment will be 'Would fuck you everyday and twice on Sundays. Thanks for sharing!' Whaa? None of them had a bad review and some of them should've. Some of those pics were just wrong. Wrong I tell you!

Looking to hook up w/ one of the lovely beavers you've seen? Well now, they also feature a personals section where you post a pic and write a little something about yourself. And it's not just the women. Both genders have an equal amount of personals which are categorized into 'women seeking men', 'couples seeking couples' etc.

Would you like to read some hot make your panties wet sex stories? Well then send in some to them because they have a section for it but there aren't any. But why read about it when you can open a link and see it? I'm all about instant gratification.

But the absolute best thing about this site is the worn panties. Yes, you can now order worn panties of your choice. The 'web mistress' Anna Marie herself will where these panties 24-48 hours. And she will take about 10 pictures of her wearing them and your name written on her stomach. She packs the gob encrusted thongs in a zip-lock bag for freshness. There are a variety of panties you can choose from. Thongs, body sets, latex costumes. And the prices range from about $15-$35 which really isn't bad. And her body isn't retched; she's a healthy lady.

The Rating Scale
1- I got so bored I gave up and got a sandwich
2- I ended up squatting over a mirror
3- Easy one-hander
4- Lube worthy
5- Oh my god, I shot myself in the eye!

PostYourBeaver.com- I gave them a 5. Yes, the first site I gave a 5. The site is easily navigated and has a lovely pink background. Although there were huge advertisements for another site, the pics were bad, and their lack of sex stories, I still think they are worthy of a 5 strictly on the fact that she will send you worn panties. How many other sites are doing that? I think that its genius. Hopefully she uses that feminine deodorant stuff but some people are into smelly slug trails.


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