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The basics:
Born May 4, 1980, the day after Genuine Risk won the Kentucky Derby.
His father considers his birth the second best thing to happen that week.
He grew up a Devil Child, convinced at one point that he was, in fact, the
spawn of Satan. That changed once he realized he didn't have any
"cool" satanic powers like pyrokinetics or being able to summon unholy
beasts from nether regions.
He gave up his bratty
ways and eventually grew up. Just graduating from Florida State
University with a B.S. in Advertising & English Writing, he proceeds to
butcher both degrees by instituting bad advertising and writing for a
website called the "Crapper." His former teachers and Professors no
longer return his phone calls.
He now works at an
advertising agency in Tallahassee, Florida as the Director of Art
Production.
column:
Cultural Bondage
email: raikus@hotmail.com
website:
http://www.theaskewcrapper.com
va board screen name: Raikus |
