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BENDIS GOES MARVEL EXCLUSIVE

Superstar writer Brian Michael Bendis (Powers, Ultimate Spider-Man) is a Marvel Exclusive writer - at least for the next two years. Marvel EIC, Joe Quesada, made the announcement during the San Diego Convention, but specified that the exclusivity contract extends only to properties that aren't owned by Bendis himself. His creator-owned titles like Powers, Jinx, Torso, etc., are unaffected by the deal.

CNN AND THE NEW YORK TIMES COVER GREEN LANTERN #154

DC Comics' "Green Lantern" No. 154 hits newsstands in September — with main character Terry Berg beaten almost to death on a street. Terry actually emerged as a gay character in 2001 in issue No. 137, which was cited by the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation as the year's best comic book. Terry is a sidekick to Kyle Rayner — aka Green Lantern — whose emerald ring gives him supernatural powers that keep New Yorkers safe.

SPIDER-MAN DVD GIFT SET

I'm buying this. This Limited Edition box set includes the widescreen special edition Spider-Man DVD, a bonus disc of extras, a reprint of Marvel Comic's "Amazing Fantasy" #15 in which Spider-Man was created; an exclusive collectible drawing by former Spider-Man artist John Romita, Sr. and current Spider-Man artist John Romita, Jr.; a collectible numbered film cel from the movie; as well as the Kevin Smith/Stan Lee interview "Stan Lee's Mutants, Monsters and Marvels". All of this for a suggested retail price of $49.95 and will be released on November 1st.


Now for the continuing saga that is my childhood stupidity...

I had just poked my self in the left eye with a stick, an incredibley stupid thing for anyone to to do. I had been taken to the Ambulitory Care center as I was in a lot of pain. The diagnosis: I had given myself a triangular shaped cut on my cornea. Like I said before, an incredibley stupid thing for ANYONE to do.

The cut would heal in time, and the damage would be minimal. For my treatment I was given orange flavored antibiotics to take, which really didn't taste like orange, I think it's because the anibiotics were pink and my brain wouldn't let me believe they tasted like orange. Sort of like Kool-Aid, where the actual drink can be blue yet it's supposed to taste like cherry, but alas, I stray from my tale. The antibiotics were disgustingly pink and non-orange flavored and I dreaded every tablespoon I had to take. The other part of my treatment was an eyepatch I would have to wear for two weeks. This wasn't a cool eyepatch. When the doctor first mentioned that I would have to wear an eyepatch I pictured your stereotypical black pirate patch. It wasn't, it was pretty much a white piece of gauze that was taped over my eye. I wanted a black pirate patch, that would have been so badass, instead I got a piece of gauze.

So I began my two week recovery period. I was told to keep damaged eye shut because it would be extemely sensitive to light. But as I have already old you I was a stupid kid, and I would take pleasure in opening my eye to see the bright yellow flashes. Simple things for simple minds I suppose.

About one week into my gealing my mother and I were at a local supermarket doing our grocery shopping, and for some reason there were a ton of kids at the store today. We soon found out why...there was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle in the building.

Tune in next week for my face-to-face meeting with Michaelangelo. It'll be sweet, I promise.

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See ya in seven!


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