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So here it
is, my second attempt to write a column about, well about whatever the hell
has been on my mind lately. A few things come to mind which I shall attempt
to address. First off I gotta say I am very disappointed in that little
pompous ass AM. I come online yesterday and check things out on the VA
board. What do I see? I see that little sniveling whiner ruining a perfectly
good board game through over use of someone else idea. Imagine, AM using
someone else stuff to try and score attention! Kinda sounds like another
Pimp we all know, but I'll not mention his full name as to do so in the same
paragraph as Mr. Useless aka AM would be considered poor taste by even my
standards. Onward and upward.
The pope visited Canada recently and
while I am catholic, I don't consider this a big deal. The only thing about
the entire deal I did feel was PISSED OFF, that guy made me miss all of good
Sunday morning shows I watch, as he was on all three of my poverty vision
channels, ALL morning. I tell yeah, the only thing worse than having to
suffer through a mass on television all morning is watching PoolBoy attempt
to mack on a girl out at the club. Now that is something right out of a Wes
Craven horror flick.
My wife has her check up tomorrow in
regards to our second child. Currently she is about three months along. For
my part I am very excited and hope to have a daddies little girl running
around my house soon. It would be swell if that were the case because if the
baby is a boy, it means that "I" have to try again for a little girl. I have
been ordered so by the person who lets me wear the pants in the family when
she says its okay. I guess really as long as the baby is healthy I will be
overjoyed!
Oh guess what! My wife likes multiple
orgasms! I like to make my wife happy! My wife is very very very happy as of
late. To steal an Oliver Platt line from the three musketeers "GOD! I love
my work!" <--- My wife just read this line. She told me to take it out so I
cut it until she left:).. I'm so bad!!
So today I called the recruiting
center and found out that my date to leave for Kingston is the 16th of
September. I'm excited about this, as I think I will be doing something that
I really like and getting paid to boot. Everyone who knows me at all knows
that I was doing something that I loathe for almost two years. so the chance
to do something I like will be sweet. I know I gotta leave my family for a
short bit but the end will justify the means I guess.
So other stuff going on right now.
Some army chick tried to pick me up at lunch today. She walked right up to
my table at lunch said hi and asked if I was going to the junior ranks bar
after work. I politely showed her my ring finger and said no but thanks
anyway. She was like "awww that is just too bad" and left. Nice to know that
even though I am as bald as I am, I still have the stuff to attract the
ladies.
Update on the apartment hunt. There
is no update. We looked at a few places but nothing special. We have put our
name in for one but the people that own it say they have a list of about 4
families they are going to look at so I don't think we will get it. Why?,
well first off because we are young and second because they were old. Oh
yeah for those of you who are keeping track of my personal life, this
apartment now has fat people body spores in the walls, ants in the carpet,
and no window in the bathroom, which translate into BHitman never being able
to use my commode, as we all know what he is full of!
My boy has been outstanding this past
week! We have been constantly playing catch and chase and boo and roll
around on the floor. He AWESOME! I love him very much and he is so funny. We
took a shower together this weekend past (shutup AM). ANyhow it was the
first tim he has taken a shower so he was like all scared and stuff. He was
just testing it out at first with his hand. Eventually he stuck his whole
head in there and was laughing like a 21 month old boy. It was so hilarious
to watch him explore something new. I digress as the rest of my fond
memories of my boy are for me. Don't ask; you can't have any you're too
young.
Well I don't know about better but
this certainly is longer. I managed to make fun of most people that either
leave a distaste in my mouth, or I secretly like. You decide I suppose. As
before it has been you're pleasure.
Cheers
Hov
PS - Andeee really is funny; trust me
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