Yep yep
yep! Here it is folks. My third lazy attempt at writing an interesting
column. Hopefully it will turn out better than the first two, not that the
first two were bad; I mean I think I did fine save for the
first one being a little on the short end. However some people have been
complaining that I discuss my dick, sex life, or defication too much. Well
okay I haven't said crap about defication yet but you get the idea. Notice
to TSP, defication does not mean you, as I said earlier when referring to
you, I'll use the code words kittylitter box contents. Now on to some cool
shit that happened this week.
First off on Tuesday night I was contacted by a respectable company to go in
and do an elephant...errr an interview for a position with them. So
Wednesday I get all pumped up, dressed up, psyched up, and go in
there; hell I am even wearing a tie! I get there and they have me fill out a
form and a questionairre and then leave....WTF I say to myself, so I call
back the chick that phoned me and told her that whenever she
wanted to do an interview, to call and say "Mr. Hov we would like to do and
interview with you." She was like well that is what we did do, and so I told
her what happened and she said yeah that was the interview. I was like oh,
and she was like we will get back to you on Friday if you got the job. I was
never called. Oh well, Air Force in September still. I bring all this up
because I want to point out what society has become when you don't even have
to meet a person in order to give them a 50 thousand dollar job. Oh yeah 50
grand here is a lot!!!!! Especially in the province I live in....average
salary in my geographics is like 22 grand.....
Now on too more cool neat stuff. MY
boy! How he grows in a week. Seems just last week he was taking his first
shower. Oh wait nevermind. Okay so we took him and his little friend and his
little friends mom to a waterpark on Friday. MY families treat (I don't have
a lot of money or anything but I like to share in good times when I can). We
drive about 2 hours to get there and once we do get there right, this place
is packed tighter than mayo bottle full of kittylitter box contents! IT was
crazy. The line ups for the water slides were easily 80,90 feet long (30
meters for the meteric people), so we spent most of our time in the wave
pool. MY boy loved it there!!!! We would sit on the edge of the pool and let
the waves hit us and he would laugh something fierce!! He totally didn't
want to get out. He is the greatest thing in the entire world as far as I am
concerned. We bought him a ball house this week and stuffed it with those
little Ronald McDonald, Chunky cheese, balls....boy oh boy it takes up like
half of our living room, but I have been able to put all of his other toys
in storage as he never uses them anymore...He just plays and plays and plays
and poops in his ball house (oh the poop stay in the diaper by the way.)
Bought 4 DVDs on Saturday. Vanilla
Sky was one of them. I have yet to watch this flick, but considering all the
good things I heard about it on Viewaskew, I figured I can't go wrong.
Rollerball, Training Day and
Behind Enemy Lines were the other three. I think I have 50 DVD's to my
collection now. A nice little collection to be sure. MY wife gets shoes, I
get DVDs. Seems like a good deal to me.
Some dude in Vancouver killed an
attacking cougar with a pocket knife this past week. I got fried by the sun
at the water park and haven't slept well since. MY wife is still a preggy!
August 30th we go for the
ultra sound! I'm so excited. As I have already stated a girl would be
awesome but healthy is primary! I pray that my next one is as healthy as the
first.
Gotta mention poolboy, recently he
told me how much he enjoys being mentioned in my column and in fact he went
so far as too say it is the highlight of his week. Too bad the schmuu never
emails me now that I can regularly beat his best round of golf.
Some shit (by the way SHAFTR, KEV can
I say shit in my column?) I mean I am not putting up links to shit sites so
I think it would be okay, but if you guys (and the jury is still out about
Kev in regards to the guy
statement) have a problem with it yell at me or something. Okay some shit is
going down on the board right now that I don't really know a whole lot about
but it seems to me that from what I read about it,
useless started it with his double dealings on AIM or some message system.
There is tons I would like to say about useless but I can't because I would
feel bad if he started blabbering on the VA board about how he was gonna do
something bad to himself because of it. I
mean he has pulled that crap before. As for the rest of the players
involved, you all need to take a pill, and who the (fornicating under
consent of the king) is Hunter? Some guy who can't let his girl fight her
own "online battles" what has the world become. As for threatening some
online persona (because that is what we all are to each other until we met)
with a gun; that's wrong, so very wrong. Nobody deserves to hear shit like
that. Have you ever had one pointed at you? Bet you wouldn't like it. Grow
up, I mean really just grow up.
Sigh. I'm done sorry about that. I
gotta tell you; I miss seeing Kevin post on the board on a regular basis. I
know the man is busy and all but I still miss hearing from him on there. Oh
yeah and what ever
happened to Vincent? I miss that guy, he always answered my questions with
honesty and professionalism. I really admired him for that. Come back
Vincent!!!!!!! At least one person on here misses you.
Well I gotta go play with the boy
some and then watch Vanilla Sky with the wife. That is after I get away from
the in-laws (which is where I am now), I'll be fairly busy this week, so
don't look for me too much, I
know, I know it is going to be hard on you all not having me around,
especially for Karla, but with luck the days will go by fast and I'll be
back around sooner than you know it. Cheers to all.
As usual it has been your pleasure.
Hov |
