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I Might Be Wrong

by SHAFTR


I Might Be Wrong is going over a little face lift.  It will now be sectioned off into four parts: 

-Story

-Rant

-Top 5 List

-Quote of the Week

They will be of whatever I choose and may or may not be related.

Story

A Tale of Jealousy

I have been in a great relationship for nearly a year now.  A few days ago I had my first experience of feeling very jealous.  A guy went to see my girlfriend and her roommate and stayed and talked to them for over 5 hours.  I found about all this and I was furious.  How could she spend all this time talking to this guy?  What is she trying to do?  I even asked her if she mentioned me in the conversation.

What am I thinking?  She did no wrong.  She simply had a plutonic conversation with someone of the opposite sex and I start off on this feeling that she is going to cheat on me.  After a day, I calmed down and realized that I am suffering from the ‘Holden Complex’, sat down, re-evaluated everything and realized that I have nothing to fear.  Damn jealousy.  Damn it and the horse it came in on too.

Rant

Cell Phones

I can’t stand cell phones.  Some people say it is because I don’t own one and I’m just jealous.  That is not the case at all.  I don’t have this complex where I feel that I am so important that I need to be contacted at all times.  I go to school in a big college town and I’m sick of walking past students talking to one of their friends as they are walking on the streets.  I can understand the use of cell phones to make long distance phone calls cheaper…or for someone who travels a lot.

So I ask all of you…next time you see someone using their cell phone in public for private matters, yell obscenities from behind them so that the person they are on the phone with hears it.  Do whatever is humanly possible to stop them from having a decent conversation.  If they walk away, follow them.  That’ll teach ’em.

Top 5 List
Active Directors

5.)    Christopher Nolan
a.       Evidence:  Memento

4.)    Sam Mendes
a.       Evidence:  American Beauty

3.)    David Fincher
a.       Evidence:  Seven

2.)    Quentin Tarantino
a.       Evidence:  Jackie Brown

1.)    Kevin Smith
a.       Evidence:  Chasing Amy

Quote of the Week

“We all disagree I think we should disagree”

"Is This It" -- The Strokes


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