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Daniel Lutz


The basics:
Daniel Lutz was born in a quiet colony known as New Jersey in late February, 1983.  After an unproductive early life, he moved to California, changed his name to D-Raw, and began work on what would eventually become Public Enemy's groundbreaking "Fear of a Black Planet."  He soon became the hottest commodity in the world of hip-hop since the cordless mic. In the years that followed, D-Raw had a string of hits such as "Kill a Dumb Cracka", "I'll Never Forget (Segregation)", and his only ballad "Get Back in the Car and Shut Up, 'Fo I Slap You (A Love Song)".

However, after years of living on DJ Jazzy Jeff's couch, D-Raw had an epiphany when he was finally exposed to a mirror at age fifteen and, realizing he was white, fled town.  Now living an average life in the less-than-average state of South Carolina, attending the University of South Carolina - Aiken.

Each week, he brings a unique perspective to college and college life, using a biting sarcasm, and twisted wit that only a whiteboy from the drrrty streets could possess. Word.

column: Shooting Ducks
email:
danny_boy15@yahoo.com
website:
http://www.theaskewcrapper.com
va board screen name: BigDan1700


 

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