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Confessions of the Lurker Girl

October 2nd, 2002

by girlwholurks


Fuck, fuck, motherfuck fuck fuck.

BOY has the board been SATURATED with potty mouths this week!

I don't think, in the history of the WWWBoard (or for the Internet for that matter) that the word FUCK has been used so copiously EVER.  Fortunately, I am not a girl who is easily offended.  I have a feeling that there are not many old fashioned Southern Belles lurking around the place.   Miss Manners would be all over your rear ends for the liberal sprinkling of profanity.  I think it would be a riot if Ming put a Profanity Filter up, just for a day.  There would be many &$(#&# to try to figure out.  And we could make it a Crapper contest to try to figure what they MEANT to say.

People are getting bored again, because there are many more fights with Newbies as of late.  This breed of Newbie is fun, though.  They are like a virulent strain of SuperNewbie, immune to the usual attacks from Old Timers.  They are a feisty bunch!  I'm especially enjoying the ones who are trying especially hard to seem big and tough.  I have a feeling maybe these SN are younger, like 13 or 14, and haven't been beaten down enough by life to know when to say "Uncle".  Fortunately for society, however, they are about to be schooled in the fine art of "Shutthefuckup".

Kevin's been quiet.  I think even he's finally tired of the 12 questions.

Well we're all anxious to hear about the adventure of the four VA posters who actually got picked to be extras.  I'm sure their tales will be entertaining, of course they'll probably have a gag clause slapped on them, but maybe with bribes and AOLIM we can get some dirt.

So that's it for now.  Sorry for the delay.  Email issues.

NEXT TIME:  The WWWBOARD!!


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