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Confessions of the Lurker Girl

by girlwholurks


I must say, it’s getting harder to write these columns every week.

Why?

BECAUSE NOTHING CHANGES AT THE WWWBOARD LATELY!!!

We’ve had a lack of "Jersey Girl" updates.

The influx of newbies is mind-numbing.

Almost all my favorite posters have either disappeared, or make sporadic posts.

Sigh.

So what can I talk about?  I’m really stuck this week.  My interview with Andee went over about as well as Vulgar being shown in a church Bingo hall during a game.  I’m not particularly interesting, so there’s no point in boring you with tales of my life.

I guess this is going to be my “weak effort”.  There’s just been no good board fodder to rip into.  People are either really busy or very well-behaved this week.  My biggest concern is the obvious disappearance of so many board regulars.  I am not going to name any, as I am not really interested in starting a war on who is better or worse.  It’s just that for the first time, since I have been lurking, there have been MANY conspicuous unexplained absences.  Where did they all go?  Did they get jobs?  Lives?  Partners?  Have they at last grown weary of bashing teenage boys with no grasp on decorum or English grammar?  Shit, even the premier of Lee’s new train wreck isn’t enough to generate a lot of discussion.

If you want to know what I am talking about, just go to the WWWBoard User Photo page.  Do you ever see 98% of these people anymore?  Granted, I’m glad a few have found better things to do.  But by and large, these were the people that made this place such an amusing site to waste a few hours on every week.  And they up and left, without so much as an explanation or a good-bye.  I FEEL CHEAP!!!

Well that’s all I have to talk about.  I think I am going to do some undercover work for next week’s column.  Even I’m bored with this already!!

NEXT WEEK:  Secret Agent Girl


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