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The Box
Hey! This
amazing super-spectacularrrrrrrr column is brought to you this week, by me
(for purposes of writing so DarkFather will have something unworthy to
update with). Neat-o, eh?
Well, I
obviously haven't wrote a column in a while, so there's obviously been a
reason. Now at running the risk of boring you with my personal
affairs…
I'm spending
time with a gal right now, and while my writing has in no way been on hold
because of it, it's much better to spend time with her than with a keyboard
and a TV screen. But that fact aside, the reason why I haven't been
writing has been due to lack of internet/e-mail time.
My dad just
bought a brand new Sony flat-screen high definition 27" TV, and he barely
leaves it's side. I'm pretty sure he's having sex with it, but that's
just one scenario, I know. He stays out in the living room looking at
Affleck-knows-what, and by 4 am, I'm "doing my own thing" (you know, you
know) and would hate to say "Sorry, gotta go write for the Crapper now.
My dad's off the web."
Although this is
nothing really new for the people who read the VA Webboard, I'll link this,
an art collection I crafted with my Mini DV. I hope to get better at
it, so consider these the trial pieces for the sake of ego, won't you?
http://community.webtv.net/devil_boy_pepito/horrorshots
There, wasn't
that fun?
...
Now a message
for the male percentage who are reading right now.
Accordion
Dicking.
I'll let that
sit and fester in your head for a moment.
Accordion
Dicking.
This is where
you're on your recoup phase of fucking (you know, not totally hard, but far
from flaccid), and you're still going at it, then all of a sudden you slip
out, the gal comes down with all of her heated passion and lust (or
whatever), only to crunch Lil' Pedro, making it feel as if it was a Warner
Brothers character smacking against the pavement after falling off of a
conveniently placed cliff formation.
I hate Accordion
Dicking.
I just wanted to
get that off of my chest, and to bring awareness to others about this
horrid, horrid occurrence. Granted, it's only happened twice, but
there are others with a worse track record, and those are the ones with
splints on their pieces and pride in their hearts. Those are the
people we should be focusing on. Fuck the Iraq situation, let's invest
to get treatment for those who fall victim to such happenings.
Accordion Dicking is not preventable, but it is able to heal, both
physically and emotionally. We can help heal.
With that, I
will leave you, bidding an indifferent farewell. Until next time,
whenever that is...
sAm
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