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What The Fuck?!
I honestly hope
Saddam offers Bush the same exile option to avoid war. Not that Bush will
accept it or anything, but it will say what millions of Americans don't have
the outlet to say. I guess someone also told Bush to not just stand there
and fumble around his sentences like a first year Hollywood "actress" living
on the corner begging for her trusty horse to come back and save her, but
now they have him acting. This isn't Redford we're talking about here.
Bush's acting is a notch below that of one Alan Anal, a popular gay porn
star out of San Francisco. That amounts to about a full frontal lobotomy.
Georgey Warmonger makes nobody feel comfortable when he speaks, yet he
continues to do so. I don't like smarmy, nit-wit rejects who find their way
into a place of power, which can explain why I dislike W. so much. I saw a
quote of Bush's that was dated in September, saying how finding Osama was
"top priority", and then another which was dated in March of the following
year, detailing how he "Didn't know where he (Osama) was" and that he
"Didn't care", and the only reason given by our unelected president was that
"It's not priority". Of course it's not priority, he doesn't have any oil.
I live in
California, and in Modesto, as I'm sure you have heard, there was a young,
pregnant woman that went missing last month (I'm writing this in January).
Everyone and their mothers suspect the husband. There's a lot of shit there
to vaguely hint at it (like the fact that he cheated, like how his alibi
doesn't check out, or how he took out a life insurance policy on Lacy after
she got pregnant. Hey, at least the last one is done reasonably.), yet I do
not think he had anything to do with the disappearance of his wife.
Granted, I may be terribly mistaken, but we'll cross that bridge if we come
to it. Now, if he did not have anything to do with it, he must have been
screaming the subtitle of this column a lot, what with the supposed dead
body at the location he said he was at, and the entire family pointing that
ugly, ugly finger. Now the media is pushing their luck a little too much.
The reason the media is blamed for a lot of things is because they are the
cause of a lot of things. They create instead of report. They make a
mockery of the people in America, and they drag other down with them. All
the news has been talking about recently is "Why hasn't Scott been talking
to us? He's being too silent. What does he have to hide? Silence is cause
for suspicion." But when he went three days with news affiliate after news
affiliate, talking his little heart out, the news instantly jumped ship to
"He's saying too much. He's admitting to having an affair. Nobody would
have talked to us in that three-day manner if they weren't after something
more. He's guilty." He even wouldn't be better off if Laci were to be
found alive. An affair with a kid on the way? Look out, man. Now that
it's out in the open, I guess the claws would come out as well. This guy's
damned if he did and damned if he didn't. Nice thought for the rest of us
U.S. of Eh? citizens, right?
Raider fans who
live in Oakland and riot (all while whooping it up like the Raiders didn't
just get spanked in the biggest game of their careers) need to be deported.
Send them to Hawaii. Give those fuck-heads some culture for once.
America. It
must be medicinal marijuana, same-sex marriages, and uncensored
entertainment that's destroying this country, huh? |
