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Blood Sugar Sex Magik

August 7th, 2003

by Linnitt duFlon


Mangos y Cerveza

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The inspiration for this piece came straight out the mouth of a lovely Canadian lad who vacationed in Central America every year.  I’ll use the past tense for this story although it may be that he shows up again tomorrow… such is his nature.  He was a true hedonist in search of all earthly pleasures one can imagine and thought that the tropics was an easy place to come by them, at least, easier for him than in a tree in Canada (his job was forestry which kept him pretty isolated).  According to the town history he appears to have been extremely successful.

One day I asked him to give me a sentence that summed this place up for him.  After a few minutes he said, "Ummm, fresh mangos in the shower."  Then a few minutes later he added, "mangos and beer."

Maybe because he was a man of a few words, and that phrase was so succinct, it stuck in my mind and I painted it.

The result is this image which is a combination of dynamism (a style I enjoy) and egg tempera, a lovely medium, and one crazy Canadian’s take on his vacation.


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