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Blood Sugar Sex Magik

July 16th, 2003

by Linnitt duFlon


This Is Why Rum Makes You See Things

(click above for full size pictures)

As all of you know, Rum is made from sugarcane.  Since Guatemala is literally covered with fields of it grown for domestic use and exportation, I felt it deserved some attention.  Plus, because I also have been accused of painting too many “female images” I thought the linear directness of a stand of sugarcane would be a nice change.  But the more I stared at it the more I realized that in order to satisfy my appetite for color maybe I should drink some rum and see if it influenced the painting.

After about three cuba libres I began to understand the true meaning of the words artistic license.  If I kept the form true, what difference did it make how I showed the volume and light?  I thought of Andy Warhol and his reductive silkscreens, and Van Gogh and his obscene use of chartreuse, as well as Toulouse Latrec and his fabulous contrasts of the nightlife in Paris.  Finally I looked at virtually all the colors I had on my palettes and went for it one at a time.

The result is this painting, simply called “Sugarcane”.  I was not on acid, but influenced by the beverage made from the plant.  I find it delightful and have considered making it into a poster.  I would like your feedback about that.  Have a cuba libre on me and consider that before giving me your opinion.


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