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Blood Sugar Sex Magik

July 10th, 2003

by Linnitt duFlon


In The Kitchen

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I’ve done a series of paintings that fall under the age old category of “still life”.  In Guatemala they have the unique way of calling them "Naturaleza Muerta" which means “dead nature”.  I find that a peculiarly disturbing description, but that’s how it is said.

I always thought the kitchen was a natural place to set them up because it’s always full of fruits or vegetables, usually a vase of flowers and whatever else happens to be on the table at the time.

Last September the Pope made a visit to our town to canonize a local priest (long dead) named Hermano Pedro.  I thought it would be fun to play on that so I put together this still life which is titled "In the kitchen with Brother Dog"… Hermano Perro being brother dog.  Everything you see in the painting was actually in the kitchen… fixings for dinner, the flowers, the candle, and the wooden hand painted dog from Nahuala.  I gave the dog the halo.

Welcome to a little piece of folk art and a little piece of one of my dinners. Enjoy!


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