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Blood Sugar Sex Magik

June 10th, 2003

by Linnitt duFlon


Who Says Flowers Aren’t Sexy?


(click above for full size picture)

Tulips don’t grow in Guatemala because it never gets cold enough.  However if a person is desperate enough, they can do the freezer trick… which is to dig up the bulbs, freeze them and put them back in the ground during the warmest season.  I have a Dutch friend who is that nuts about tulips and so when she invited me over to show me her garden this is what I was confronted with.

The painting is called “The Big Smile” as that is the actual name of the center tulip.  Most women and men who have seen this painting immediately make a comment that is sexual.  I didn’t see that when I looked at the actual flowers but I do in the painting.  I think nature was telling us something.

I’m keeping this story short and sweet because a picture is worth 1000 words… have fun!!!


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