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Blood Sugar Sex Magik

May 29th, 2003

by Linnitt duFlon


Back to the Garden


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One of the most compelling aspects of Guatemala is its natural beauty.  Where I grew up in Connecticut, growing flowers was a luxury only enjoyed seasonally.  During the spring and summer we all worked outside beautifying the beds in the yard.  My mother, on the other hand, had been to Mexico during her college years so she had an intense affinity for flowers, especially exotic ones.  She built a room in our house that was called “The Sun Room” and in it were all her exotic plants, the stereo, a couch, and all the paintings she had bought from Latin American artists.  The walls were all glass, so even in the winter it was warm, alive and giving.  We all had chores every Saturday and one of mine was caring for the plants.  Between the flowers and the music, I spent quite a large part of my early years in that room.

When I arrived in Antigua, I was floored and astounded by the flowers… most of which I had never seen before.  Between the colors and the forms, I fell in love.  Once I decided to stay I began to learn everything I could about cultivation; from organic gardening to the hybridization of ornamentals.  I have a fondness for roses that exceeds all normal reason and learned how to grow and cultivate the most odiferous and brilliant species.  I specialize in the growing of purple roses due to their perfume, which is inebriating… but here and there I fancy some other color… some other fragrance.

I found a rose here whose name is “Just Joey” and began growing it.  Its color is stunning.  Its odor is like that of butterscotch and honey and its blooms are enormous.  So I decided to paint it.  It took forever because of its subtle coloring, but it was worth it.  This is the painting… and I called it “Renaissance” as it felt like I imagine that rebirth would feel.  This painting never got hung on a gallery wall.  It was bought the day I handed it to the gallery and now hangs in a French couple’s bedroom.

I imagine it inspires their love life!  Enjoy it!!


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