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Blood Sugar Sex Magik

May 21st, 2003

by Linnitt duFlon


Minnie’s In the HOUSE!


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As we know, nobody’s perfect.  Imagine though, the pressure of always having to be the nice girl… the perfect, well mannered, impeccably cute and cheerful girl.  The girl that’s always at home when her hubby comes home, and always has something on the stove waiting for him.  Well then, imagine what might happen to that young lady when she decides to take a trip and visit a girlfriend in a Latin country.

Minnie decided to come to visit… and as usual, she stayed in my house.  To my surprise the first thing she wanted to do that night was go to a cantina in Jocotenango called El Gato Azul which has a notorious reputation as the biggest whore house in that town.  It was while we were there that she drank just enough to hit that point of no return… you know, dropping drinks and falling down.  It was all in good fun though, so we stayed a little longer and she switched to beer… and all of a sudden she went over the top completely!  She got the devil in her and began to vibrate and her appearance totally changed.  This was a scary moment because we didn’t really know what to do with her but we wrestled her to the car and got her home by the grace of all that is holy.

At home the party continued until she passed out and I think finding her on the lawn that morning had to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

Needless to say, she begged us not to tell her husband so we haven’t… but I couldn’t resist showing these pictures off.

I don’t think Mickey reads the Crapper!

The first two are still for sale.  If interested email LaAntigua@ArtintheAmericas.com and talk to Estella!


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