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  A Critical Look
by Steven Kilpatrick
  Bagged and Bored
by Christopher Roy
  Blood Sugar Sex Magik
by Linnit duFlon
  The Box
by sAm Larson
  ...but the Tips are Great
by Angela Powell
  The Colour of Morale
by Tom Blackett
  Confessions of the Lurker Girl
by girlwholurks
  Escaping Individuality
by Jennifer Miller
  The Mad Spin
by Steven Kilpatrick
  I Might Be Wrong
by Rob Lumley
  Kilpatrick's HSO's
by Steven Kilpatrick
  Shooting Ducks
by Daniel Lutz
  StripTease
by J. Balfe & D. Kenny
  Unfettered Access
by David Mitchell
  Urban Adventure
by Jane C. Nolan
  Wasteland
by Noga Westerlund
  Will Sell Out for Food
by Adam Appel
 

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  Cultural Bondage
by Rob McDole
  The Dark Mirror
by Steven Kilpatrick

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Archives: July News
 
Wednesday, July 31, 2002: Pulp Fiction DVD Giveaway
This is huge news. The Askew Crapper is going to giveaway either Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown or Reservoir Dogs on DVD. The Special Edition versions too. Want to find out??? Click here.


Also....Kiss It's column is now up. No word about docgenesplice yet. You will also notice that there is only one Guest Column a week now instead of two. This weeks belongs to Gay Baden Powell.

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Tuesday, July 30, 2002: The Askew Crapper 2: Hardly Crappin'

ALL NEW COLUMNS ARE UP!!!

Hi All! Sorry about the absence for the last few days but we’ve been really busy. So another Monday (or Tuesday I guess) another update. Let’s see, we seem to have some truant articles this week (docgenesplice’s and Kiss It’s) and if you are one of these people, just send it we will still put it up. Kiss It’s may be our fault so don’t go pointing fingers. Full details on the Pulp Fiction writing contest will be posted tomorrow so come back for that too. Thanks For sticking by us!

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Thursday, July 25, 2002: Highly Evolved
First off, the merf controversy...well there isn't one. After discussion, things have been worked out and nothing is changed, so you can still come here for your porn reviews. There is also discussion of perhaps having a monthly interviews with View Askew alum, so look out for that. Kev & I won't be around a whole lot this weekend, so expect a little bit of inactivity (but still check out the site at least 5 times a day). New columns will be added late Monday or early Tuesday.

Columnists: Get your columns in by Sunday.

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Wednesday, July 24, 2002: The Askew Crapper: Plugged
Thanks Again For the overwhelming amount of response to the site we have received! We are very happy the sites so popularity (today we had nearly 300 visitors, yesterday over 400). Speaking of fame, not only has a link been added to our website on the VA WWWBoard‘s featured links, we are featured in the NewsBite Section at News Askew! We have a upcoming contest involving the Pulp Fiction Special Edition. No specific details will be given away but look for it in the future.

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Tuesday, July 23, 2002: Feedback
Well day one with the columns is over. The response has been mixed, which is better than negative. If you have offered feedback, thanks, if you haven't, please do.

I have some bad news though. I just realized that the Message Board is a paid service after a month. That means in under a month I have to rectify that situation, which probably means a new/different board. I'm sorry about this, I place the blame on me for not reading between the lines. Thoughts of a few monthly columns are abound, along with the possibility that there are too many weekly columns.

For those of you who want a few columns released each day, I suggest practicing willpower and only reading a few each day, make your own schedule. Those of you who wanted more images...well that probably won't happen. I want the columns to stand out and I'd rather keep bandwidth down (also I'm lazy). Anyways, thanks to all those who read the columns.

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Monday, July 22, 2002: The Time Has Come
Welcome to the Grand Opening of The Askew Crapper! After a week of over posting at the VA board (which we're sorry for by the way), unanswered emails and broken promises...The Crapper is finally here!

Something I NEED to mention: DO NOT USE THE VA WEB BOARD FOR FEEDBACK!!! (too much at least) I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH!!! We have a forum set up for that reason! We don't want to get in any troulbe with the VA people. so please use our forum (and read the Check it Out Ya'll section too first)
Thanks for sticking by Us...and please enjoy the columns.

Guest columnists this week are Karla & Snootchwizard.

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Sunday, July 21, 2002:  Big American Party!
As some of you already know a different forum has been added to the site (the last one was deleted). Our ranking moved up to #384. I am really impressed at the traffic this site has generated. Here is a day by day synopsis:
Tue: 118
Wed: 169
Thur: 211
Fri: 324
Sat: 251
I an only awaiting a few more columns to be emailed in (eso, adamapple76, girlwholurks). There also have been a few more additions, to look for even more columns on Monday. The Forum link now opens a new window that solves the cloaking problem that we were having earlier. The slogan under the logo will also be changing every once and a while, so look for that.
Want a guest column? Email it in here.

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Saturday, July 20, 2002: The Askew Crapper 1, XXXSheMale 0
Yes, it happened. We jumped up from #922 on the counter list to being ranked #584, a jump of 338 spots. Directly ahead of us is an Acupuncture and Chinese Medicine Mega Site. The Featured Script belongs to who cares who sent the paper. Monday his script will be up along with the rest of the columns. Also, COLUMNS DUE SUNDAY. We are still tweaking with the final list of weekly columnists. I have seen the columns submitted so far and they are all very different. Tell Your Friends, Tell Your Family...The Askew Crapper is here.

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Friday, July 19, 2002: Update Extravaganza
First off some thanks to all those who are coming to this site. We are averaging 200 hits a day and the site hasn't even officially opened yet. According to the counter we are ranked #922 for hits. We went up 888 spots from yesterday. XXXShemaleLive.com is #902 so we need to rush past them. I know its a tough road but I'm sure we can all pull it off. In other un important news, I redid the color scheme on the website. There is also a link added to The Great DVD Giveaway 2. We are still receiving mail from people who are interested in having columns, so look for even more columns on Monday.
Ohh, and a Forum has been added for feedback.
To Columnists: COLUMNS DUE SUNDAY!

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Thursday, July 18, 2002: The Usual Suspects
It is final. The 16 (I lied, not 18) chosen to have their weekly column is finally done. Here is the list:
SHAFTR
Kev.Hoffman
Duffless
DRD #37
The Bastard
docgenesplice
there is sometimes an andee
chef_chick
adamapple76
BigDan1700
girlwholurks
Raikus
eso
Pimped_out_jedi_knight
merf
TheKidInTheHelmet
Also, be sure to check the About section if you haven't already.

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Wednesday, July 17, 2002: What Is The Askew Crapper?
The final lineup of weekly columnists is almost finished. It looks like there will be 18 weekly columns, 2 guest columns and a featured movie script (one will be posted whenever someone emails us one). I also have put together a little commentary on why this site is here. It should answer some of the questions you may be asking. Click here to read it.

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Tuesday, July 16, 2002: A Few Good Names
We have a few people who have signed on for sure for columns here at The Askew Crapper. There are quite a few more who have expressed interest. Some have sent emails (alright), some haven't (do it now).
So I will wet all of your appetites for the crapper by listing off a few of the ones who have signed on. The name of the column will remain a secret. Also we are hoping for a complete update with all the columns to occur Monday, so we'd like if the columns could be sent in by Sunday.
The Guilty:
SHAFTR
Kev. Hoffman
There is Sometimes an Andee
chef_chick
DRD #37
The Bastard
Duffless
Docgenesplice

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Monday, July 15, 2002: A Few New Updates
I added a counter to the site...wooo. We have received quite a few emails concerning interest to have a column. We are shooting for 10 - 15 columns. There are still a few spots to fill. If you are interested, email us here. I won't say who we have for columns yet, but they are familiar faces. It looks like we will also have a variety of writing.

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Sunday, July 14, 2002: Prototype of website
A website where certain View Askew Board Posters can have their own Weekly column about...anything. If you are interested in having a column email us here.


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